Doctor Robert Bruce Banner.
Gamma research scientist.
World-renowned expert.
I have... issues.
((Based on the Marvel Comics.))
INACTIVE.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
ooc; Goodbye.
This is probably unexpected for most of you here, but this is me, right here, saying goodbye to you all.
crumpetsandcrackers replied to your post: Hey Bruce! Where you been mate? You don’t call, you don’t write. Fella gets worried about ya man. Let me know you aren’t dead some time, yeah?
OooOooOoo! It’s the Hulk!.. Wait no… No, you’re not the Hulk are you? You can string together a sentence better than him.The name’s Mr. Fixit, not that it’s any of your business. Keep your nose out, and we won’t have any trouble.
Mr Fixit? Sounds like a children’s cartoon character from the nineties. See we have a slight hitch there. I’ve never been one for staying out of trouble and I think we could be friends. We should go get some milkshakes and bond over manly things. We could take about motorbikes and various sports, maybe some attractive women.
You got guts, kid. I like that. Maybe you’ll come over to the casino some time, I’ll cut you a deal. But you ever speak to me like that again, your leg’s are gonna get real bent.
Heh. You like me, cool. So tell me something Fixit… Do you have another name? Like a first name? I feel silly calling you Fixit. So anyway, you’re part of Bruce right? Otherwise you wouldn’t be answering his ask box.
You could say that. And it’s Joe. Joe Fixit. But everyone round here calls me Mr. Fixit, and I’d like to keep it that way.
…So what? You somekind of different Hulk? Or did Bruce get a PA? Ok, Joe. I’m only calling you Fixit when your.. I don’t know.. Goons are around? Are they called goons? Do you have goons? I’m not up to date with the slang.
Hm. Thought you were smarter than that, kid. Bruce never told you about ol’ Gray Hulk? I should be offended. And I think they prefer the term ‘lackies’.
What can I say? My knowledge of Gamma radiated, super powered, scientist transformations is somewhat limited. Nope, the only Hulk I knew of was big, green and liked short sentences. Well… Can I call them goons?
Do what you want, kid. Never take no for an answer. That’s how I always play it. Now, get outta my hair. My shift’s almost over, and I don’t need the Doc waking up to your questions.
crumpetsandcrackers replied to your post: Hey Bruce! Where you been mate? You don’t call, you don’t write. Fella gets worried about ya man. Let me know you aren’t dead some time, yeah?
OooOooOoo! It’s the Hulk!.. Wait no… No, you’re not the Hulk are you? You can string together a sentence better than him.The name’s Mr. Fixit, not that it’s any of your business. Keep your nose out, and we won’t have any trouble.
Mr Fixit? Sounds like a children’s cartoon character from the nineties. See we have a slight hitch there. I’ve never been one for staying out of trouble and I think we could be friends. We should go get some milkshakes and bond over manly things. We could take about motorbikes and various sports, maybe some attractive women.
You got guts, kid. I like that. Maybe you’ll come over to the casino some time, I’ll cut you a deal. But you ever speak to me like that again, your leg’s are gonna get real bent.
Heh. You like me, cool. So tell me something Fixit… Do you have another name? Like a first name? I feel silly calling you Fixit. So anyway, you’re part of Bruce right? Otherwise you wouldn’t be answering his ask box.
You could say that. And it’s Joe. Joe Fixit. But everyone round here calls me Mr. Fixit, and I’d like to keep it that way.
…So what? You somekind of different Hulk? Or did Bruce get a PA? Ok, Joe. I’m only calling you Fixit when your.. I don’t know.. Goons are around? Are they called goons? Do you have goons? I’m not up to date with the slang.
Hm. Thought you were smarter than that, kid. Bruce never told you about ol’ Gray Hulk? I should be offended. And I think they prefer the term ‘lackies’.
crumpetsandcrackers replied to your post: Hey Bruce! Where you been mate? You don’t call, you don’t write. Fella gets worried about ya man. Let me know you aren’t dead some time, yeah?
OooOooOoo! It’s the Hulk!.. Wait no… No, you’re not the Hulk are you? You can string together a sentence better than him.The name’s Mr. Fixit, not that it’s any of your business. Keep your nose out, and we won’t have any trouble.
Mr Fixit? Sounds like a children’s cartoon character from the nineties. See we have a slight hitch there. I’ve never been one for staying out of trouble and I think we could be friends. We should go get some milkshakes and bond over manly things. We could take about motorbikes and various sports, maybe some attractive women.
You got guts, kid. I like that. Maybe you’ll come over to the casino some time, I’ll cut you a deal. But you ever speak to me like that again, your leg’s are gonna get real bent.
Heh. You like me, cool. So tell me something Fixit… Do you have another name? Like a first name? I feel silly calling you Fixit. So anyway, you’re part of Bruce right? Otherwise you wouldn’t be answering his ask box.
You could say that. And it’s Joe. Joe Fixit. But everyone round here calls me Mr. Fixit, and I’d like to keep it that way.
crumpetsandcrackers replied to your post: Hey Bruce! Where you been mate? You don’t call, you don’t write. Fella gets worried about ya man. Let me know you aren’t dead some time, yeah?
OooOooOoo! It’s the Hulk!.. Wait no… No, you’re not the Hulk are you? You can string together a sentence better than him.The name’s Mr. Fixit, not that it’s any of your business. Keep your nose out, and we won’t have any trouble.
Mr Fixit? Sounds like a children’s cartoon character from the nineties. See we have a slight hitch there. I’ve never been one for staying out of trouble and I think we could be friends. We should go get some milkshakes and bond over manly things. We could take about motorbikes and various sports, maybe some attractive women.
You got guts, kid. I like that. Maybe you’ll come over to the casino some time, I’ll cut you a deal. But you ever speak to me like that again, your leg’s are gonna get real bent.
Oh, god. Tasha? We might have a bit of a problem here.
I’m going to need you to watch the way you talk to him. It’s not in your best interest to continue in the direction that you’re going.
You do know who you’re talking to, don’t you, love? I’m Mr. Fixit, not some two-bit goon you can order around like you own. Show some respect.
And I’m pretty sure you know who you’re talking to, am I correct? I show as much respect as need be. That’s the way things work.
I know who you are. So, what exactly is the problem? Who’s legs need breaking?
Nothing needs to be broken. The problem is that I don’t want to talk to you, I don’t need to. I need to talk to and see, Bruce. There must be a way for you to tweak that little agreement, right?
Look, Ms. Romanov, the night shift still has… an hour before they’re off the clock. The deal’s not made to be broken. You’ll speak to ol’ Brucie soon enough.
(Source: dannykale)
Oh, god. Tasha? We might have a bit of a problem here.
I mean, have ya looked at the size of those fists? He doesn’t look like somebody who takes orders easily, or whose too used ta gettin’ them.
I may not be as smart as Banner, but I can still hear you. You better be keeping your mouth shut before I shut it for you, kid.
I’m going to need you to watch the way you talk to him. It’s not in your best interest to continue in the direction that you’re going.
You do know who you’re talking to, don’t you, love? I’m Mr. Fixit, not some two-bit goon you can order around like you own. Show some respect.
And I’m pretty sure you know who you’re talking to, am I correct? I show as much respect as need be. That’s the way things work.
I know who you are. So, what exactly is the problem? Who’s legs need breaking?
